Doritos Carnitas

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.

Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.

by eggmeat June 11, 2006

capitasexual

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.

You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!

by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008

CARITSTC

Acronym for 'Causing a rift in the time space continuum' to describe a situation which should never occur or combines such diametric opposites it would appear to have sever cosmic consequences.

Did you know Pete Doherty is banging Nancy Regan? That is so CARITSTC.

by DJ Gorman August 31, 2010

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009

Carbtastic

Food high in carbohydrate-should be avoided by those on the Atkins diet.

You can't eat that pizza-it's carbtastic!

by Piroddi November 22, 2007

Căruțaș

Căruțaș is a person who transports people or goods with his horse carriage. Alternatively, it's a nickname of Mocanu Mihai Alexandru from Siliștea Snagovului, Romania.

Fane: Ah, here comes Mihai
David: He is such a căruțaș!

by FaneTV January 8, 2021

Carita

The most amazing beautiful woman inside and out
Her beauty is unmatched but her mind is beyond her years and her heart is made gold

If you get a carita don't lose her

by K.L. Brown April 20, 2023