Canatarian

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

Carbarian

A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.

Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas

-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants

-Having religious objections to using their turn signals

-Driving drunk or distracted

-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs

by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022

carnatarian

a person that has a dietary preference similar to that of a vegetarian but with meat.

carnatarian like the opposite of a vegetarian

by stoned pooh bear November 2, 2010

carnetarian

Noun someone who rejects eating vegetables and fruits

(esp vegetables) in favor of a
meat-only diet.
antonym—vegetarian

He was such a carnetarian that he would pluck the potatoes out of the stew.

by Prosody July 16, 2018

Carbotarian

New age youngsters (or elders) who claim to be vegetarians, but actually don't eat vegetables at all, or meat, obviously. Their diet consist of usually one food group...carbohydrates which includes the fruit they actually do eat.

The girl next door told me she was a vegetarian, so I offered her some fresh veggies, "she replied "oh I don't eat vegetables or meat." I clarified and said then you are a carbotarian?"

by ElleKay RN June 26, 2017

Carbotarian

A very unhealthy lifestyle in which someone claims they are vegan or vegetarian but only consumes bread, cheese, pasta, and other carbohydrate rich food items and hardly ever consumes vegtables and other protein rich vegetarian foods such as tofu and beans

Female: I’m so fucking fat and I switched to the vegetarian lifestyle to loose this weight

Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers

Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help

Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help

by GayCloud August 3, 2018