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Go to the car?

"Would you have sex with her/him?"
or
"Would you do her/him?"

Spawned out of Australian universities, "Go to the car?" is a substitute for asking your friends if they'd have sex, or "do" a girl/guy you see.
You're walking down the street with your mates, and you see a really hot chick, but obviously you can't ask "Would you do her" right there and then, so you say "Want to go to the car?", or simply just "Go to the car?"
Go to the car? by Segobi Sbef October 23, 2002
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To clown car it 

When you cram more people in a car than are leagally supposed to be based on seatbelt regulations. This can include people sitting on laps, being locked in the trunk, laying on top of eachother, crammed in so tight that you can't move or your face is pressed up against the window.
It was a rainy day and we needed a ride to the coffee shop so Olivia let us clown car it. Olivia drove, Azelea sat in the passanger seat with Shorty on top of her, Daniel, Mindy, Eric, and about five backpacks were in the back, and Alix was in the trunk with the rest of the backpacks. I jumped in on top of Daniel and Eric and got a little closer to them than I had ever wanted to. The windows were so steamed that the three cops who drove by wouldn't have been able to tell that there were many people in the car at all. We totally clown carred it.
To clown car it by silent17 September 5, 2005

walk you to your car 

The act of courting in which the male tool-bag preys on his unsuspecting/suspecting slutty victim by displaying his dominance through: inflated ego and complete ignorance and expresses his honest belief that the female does not know where she is parked, and needs imminent help in locating it. Often resulting in, and is not limmited to: Rejection, sexual harassment, HPV, pregnancy, human trafficing, and in some cases even death.
Yo. I'm not done talking to you yet, can I walk you to your car?

Yeah brah, I totally walked that ass to her car last night.

Babe NO! How could you let him walk you to your car last night?!?!?

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

To get hot by a car 

To have sexual intercourse with a car
"That guy loves to get hot by a car"

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car 

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"