Career

ca⋅reer {kuh-reer}

–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

by Loki's Friend September 19, 2009

Catreesha

Catreesha is an African-American name used for extremely white girls with white-girl dance moves. Catreesha's often times are hilarious and seem very one-dimensional until you break through her humor shield. She's lovely, kind, caring, sweet, and beautiful. Catreesha's make the best best friends.

Catreesha is my best friend and I love her.

by Beans8989 April 12, 2015

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get

He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you

by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010

capreece

A very nice girl who is very loyal. She is the best friend you could have , she is the funniest but when you need her to be there for she will. She is the friend who will never let you down. When you see her she just brightens up you day .She the life of the group . She makes friends with everyone she is not scared.

When you see Capreece your day is full of joy.

by The prettiest Girl February 9, 2019

Career Laugh

A Career Laugh is a fake laugh designed to further your standings on the career ladder. Used primarily to laugh at superiors jokes and vaguely funny comments so you keep in their favour. To other members of staff someone who has a Career Laugh tends to come across as very annoying and fake... and the laugh irritating to say the least.

A Career Laugher will force a laugh out on the telephone to clients and superiors.

by Nathong December 18, 2008

Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005