A Calibilly is a California hillbilly. Change the Ford-F150 pulling a stump to a Toyota Tacoma pulling a jet ski and you're looking at a Calibilly.
by anonymous July 18, 2021
Get the Calibilly mug.A California Hillbilly. A banged up 1987 Ford F-150 towing tree stump Interstate 44 is a Hillbilly. A sparkling 2020 Toyota Tacoma pulling a jet ski home to Bakersfield (not LA) is a Calibilly.
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by robroyisrobroy July 31, 2021
Get the Calibilly mug.Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO January 10, 2017
Get the selective capability disorder mug.Oh really? It only does the TRAINING (using the massive data set) and INFERENCE? Oh geez. I WONDER WHY THAT IS!?
Hym "Oh? There's a 'Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities?' It's almost as though the creator of AI... The guy who came up with the training and the inference (I'm literally the pronce of inference)... Didn't get paid or credited for the first 2 parts and is not doing any more until he isn't doing any more until he gets paid and credited. It's like THAT happened. Weird. I mean, I already told you the next part but you don't fucking listen. So, I donno what to tell ya. Give me my fucking money or be an AI creating genius. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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