canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Canter

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

by User67776489 December 7, 2019

Cantember

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Caunter

Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool

"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"

by dr snow December 12, 2016

Canterbury

A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!

Bruv, you live in Canterbury wiv the big Cafedrull and stuff?

by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011

Canterbury strip

so ya know those Canterbury tracksuit bottoms that only absolute fucking legends wear?
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head

“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”

by urnanswrinklytoes February 15, 2021