n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011
Get the Cantoron mug.To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.
Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011
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A country recently formed from the two greatest countries in the world, Canada and Australia. This is a nation for Canadians who have Australian friends or vice versa.
The favourite pastimes of Cantralians include shotgunning beers and playing ruckey (a hybrid of rugby and ice hockey).
The favourite pastimes of Cantralians include shotgunning beers and playing ruckey (a hybrid of rugby and ice hockey).
My wife and I are holidaying in Cantralia over the summer.
Going to Cantralia to shotgun some beers and play some ruckey.
Cantralia is the sweetest fucking country in the world.
Going to Cantralia to shotgun some beers and play some ruckey.
Cantralia is the sweetest fucking country in the world.
by Deputy PM Cantralia November 9, 2008
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by yoboipaul December 26, 2019
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by Johnny Blac February 9, 2009
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