Canser

When you never went to preschool and learned how to spell cancer

Oh no he has canser! Goddammit I can't spell.

by YURRSELF June 13, 2017

Jose Canseco

A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better

My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.

by angelos h8er September 7, 2008

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

Cansexual

This is a person who is sexually attacted to cans

There are two types;
Homocan- is a gay man/woman who loves the same gender of cans.
Hetrocan-straight people who love the oposite sex of can

Oi blud u see that guy overthere he is a cansexual

by IloveCANs September 30, 2018

casevac

a military term

acronym for casualty evacuation

we've gotta wait for the casevac of some marines before we can go on

by FATH April 9, 2009

Canseco-Mode

-adjective

1. To disclose confidential information about former associates.

2. To publish defamation, typically about friends/family.

-verb

3. The act of double-crossing.

4. Informal - a person who abandons or betrays his or her party, esp. in a time of trouble.

Hinkley went Canseco-Mode and got everyone on the Band Trip suspended.

by Blue Calloway August 6, 2010

canseco

A paid informant. No one respects them, except tools. Used as verb or noun or because of lack of self-respect and/or trueness to the game.

Ronnie straight-out canseco-ed Sean and Dustin i.e. he is a straight punk-ass canseco bitch.

by the ocelot February 1, 2006