Holy Canoli

The name given to your fly from head to toe italian girlfriend.

Man, Angela's so fuckin' hot I wanna get in her holiest of holy's, shes such a fly holy canoli.

by Anthony Congress September 06, 2016

stuffin the canoli

sticking your dick in wrong girl (i.e. cheating)

Girlfriend: So he got a room with his "friend" for a night and claims nothing happened.

Friend: OH hes definately stuffin the canoli

by littleguy6 April 28, 2009

Canoli Sucker

pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.

Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"

Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."

by Sydney Shores July 14, 2009

chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.

My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis

by Tim2182 November 14, 2007

roman canoli

another name for a penis

hey bitch why dont u put those lips on my roman canoli

by johnjaconjinglehiemerschmidt December 07, 2006

Asian Canoli

The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.

Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?

by Jables36 September 03, 2021

Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

by Professor Dino February 27, 2018