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The Cannonball Challenge

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!
by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019
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cannonball wiener

The type of penis that the ancient Mayan civilization had. They used these wieners to explode butt holes.
Wow! Look at that "cannonball wiener" destroying and exploding some massive b-holes!!!
by David W. Quize February 14, 2012
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cannonball

The term cannonball was first used by Carl Kearney Spackler (Bill Murray) in the masterpiece film Caddyshack. To do a cannonball you must first fill your lungs with weed smoke, while holding the smoke in you drink liquor. Preferably Johnnie Black. And take big swig not a little pussy shot. Then exhale. Say "Cannonball" and pass the bong and Johnnie black to your boy n-word Drew and repeat until liquor is finished (nobone in their right mind would ever run out of weed.) The best time for cannonballs is wednesdays at 10:30 during the Chappelle show. The best mix for this is Johnnie Black and Sour Diesel from the wiseman, Veil.
After I Kobed her I took a few cannnballs.
by Lenox February 19, 2004
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cannonballing

The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.
Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.
by Filth Wizard October 16, 2008
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Cannonball dookie

A naked cannonball, where you poop (dookie) before you hit the water. Originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.
by Stampitch November 6, 2010
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Fargo Cannonball

When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.
We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.
by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010
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unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014
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