Anal Chandalier

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Candler

Someone who is very attractive and witty. They get good grades and get laid. Basically a perfect man.

I want me a Candler so bad!

by MoreLyfe April 17, 2017

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Golden Chandelier

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Off the chandalier

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

Rusty Chandelier

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012