cancerbola

When someone is such a normie and you're exposed to that you get cancerbola which kills you instantly.

John gave Jack cancerbola because he said "Cash me outside how baw dah?"

cancerbola by AwesomePossum223 May 24, 2017

cancerbeties

When your dog dies of cancerbeties you feel sad. Cancerbeties is when u have cancer and diabetes.

Simon: No my dog died of cancerbeties

cancerbeties by Mikalesonhas December 16, 2016

Cancervative 

A group of people so stuck in their ways that they continually destroy themselves internally

Republicans/Conservatives are examples of cancervatives

Cancervative by Youlosehaha October 15, 2011

cancerfaggot

A person who forces their bad shitposts and memes down other people's throats.

This community, Freddit, has a shit ton of cancerfaggots. I already told them I don't know what else is green and healthy, but they keep asking!

cancerfaggot by zoocanada December 30, 2017

cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

cancerator by PenguinPants April 3, 2008

cancertainment 

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

cancertainment by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Cancer Bag 

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

Cancer Bag by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008