Canadian history 

1. A.K.A the frozen stranger

2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.

Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is.

Canadian history by artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

canadian history 

Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.

Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.

canadian history by Canadian History 101 February 7, 2010

Canadian History 

The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler

The Canadian history project was a success

Canadian History by Crashy February 4, 2010

Canadian History 

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.

I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

Canadian History by Shafty Magee II February 5, 2010

canadian history 

-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.

first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.

canadian history by colbertnation#1 February 5, 2010

Canadian History 

Something American's wished they had.

Ba-boom!

Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.

"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"

Canadian History by Jessyd February 5, 2010

Canadian history 

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.

Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!

Canadian history by [e-mail] February 4, 2010