Canadian flag 

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

Canadian flag by mong005e June 18, 2019

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

Canadian flag by Zedfboi November 14, 2025

Canadian Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.

Canadian Flag Shaft by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022

Canadian Flagpole 

The act of taking a hockey stick and thrusting it up another individual's anus.

"listen Jared, if you don't shut up i'm going to turn you into a Canadian Flagpole."

Canadian Flagpole by GLHM November 29, 2011

Canadian Flagpatch 

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

Canadian Flagpatch by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009

candian flag 

a spelling error made by streamer BlueRyai while playing Gartic Phone.

Person 1: W candian flag
Person 2: it's canadian not candian

candian flag by SomebodyWroteThisQuote January 20, 2024