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Cumbleswatch

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
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suicide cable

A simple electrical cord that has prongs on both ends. Thus, if you plug one end in to a live outlet, the exposed prongs are energized and dangerous.

Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
When the hurricane hit and the power went out, I fired up the generator and jacked it in to the outlet in my garage with a suicide cable; at least I was able to run a few lights and my refrigerator.
by DefinitiveDan December 17, 2012
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Negative Camber

JDM Hellaflush wheel alignment, makes your car look like a hovercraft and handle like complete shit.
"Yo bro peep my hellaflush stance on the civic"
"You fucking idiot, thats too much negative camber"
by the gster09 July 30, 2013
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cable creep

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
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cawblen

Cawblenn or Cawlenn or Gawblima, is A regularly used Bajan expression in Barbados usually used in the context when one is surprised or shocked like (wow) or used as just an expression sometimes.
Rico: "You saw the video when Shamar got beat up by all them men?"
Antoine: Cawblenn! It was a lot of men for real

Friend 1: "hurry let's run, The bus is right there up-top the hill"
Friend 2: "well cawblenn I ain't running just for it to drive along and leave me as soon as I get up there"
by JayNova March 26, 2020
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La Máquina Camaleön

La Máquina Camaleön is an Ecuadorian band internationally known for the psychedelic songs its main composer and singer, Felipe Tres Marías a.k.a "el camaleón" develops during intense sessions of substance abuse (mainly ayahuasca, mescaline, shrooms and yahuarlocro) and philosophical debate.
Loco, I saw la máquina camaleön yesterday!, it was life changing!
by franklyfloyd March 4, 2017
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Laying a cable

by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008
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