Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.

Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing

by NONcollager November 30, 2010

Caluming

To eat 10 donuts or more

"Yeah I'm totally gonna start caluming everyday"

by Random5soslover September 15, 2016

Cazzaging

Doing nothing important, kill time.

Yesterday I spent all day cazzaging and watching TV

by palladiusbonton May 22, 2020

casuating

A combination of the words "casually" and "dating". Where two people are not in a relationship, but are seeing each other and going on dates. Helps to distinguish when someone is dating someone vs just seeing where it goes with casuating.

John: "How's it going with Emily? You two seem to be dating each other with how much you two go out with each other..."
Greg: "Oh no, we're just casuating right now. If all goes right, then we might end up dating."

by Ivan Tuvakyu March 31, 2021

Cabbaging

When your so high, and your chillin so hard, you feel like a cabbage.

Chad smoked 4 blunts of headies and was straight cabbaging.

by soooohighhhrighhnow November 11, 2009

clunging

The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.

1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.

by manyperson August 16, 2009

collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"

by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010