Clostrophobic

Scared of walls

Guy: hey come in this elevator
guy2: no I'm clostrophobic

Guy: what that mean
Guy 2: I'm scared of walls

by Yeetrr69420 September 27, 2019

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

clostrofuck

i have no idea, seems to be fucked up situation though

it's all clostrofuck man

by roger21 November 8, 2012

Calostomating

Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.

Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating

by Wacka flockin April 21, 2018

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

calestro

When someone has ligma and plotwist,it's a close person to you.

Aren't you a beauty?
i have ligma.
Feck!!You are Calestro

by YugiOklefths August 7, 2018

Clostrophobic Homeosis

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021