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Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.
Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment
by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019
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calloused

Having calluses; toughened: callous skin on the elbow.
Some of the calloused and discolored skin will rub off.
by freckled September 28, 2014
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mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.
"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"
by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004
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ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.
Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.
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Jolten callout

giving someone a exact opposite location of a person even when the person hears him directly where they hear him.
"guys in Garage" says Phish. Guys is in red the whole time. Someone else in call " that was a jolten callout"
by SoloYT November 18, 2020
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Kohl's Callout

Calling out of work for the rest of the week, essentially quitting your job.
Daunte hated his minimum wage job so much he was considering dropping a Kohl's Callout on their ass.
by Squirrel722 November 9, 2022
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clouted

Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.
"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"
by Comeau555 May 2, 2007
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