Someone with a huge penis, they are often made fun of by people saying they have a small one, but in fact their penis is bigger than most pornstars. They're normally very clever and a bit of a stalker, but you love them really and their 20" penis.
v. To loathe humanity with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns; to expect and receive disappointment, pain, misery, and despair; hatred bordering on insanity