Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

jimmy calandra

The rat mob king of youtube

Jimmy Calandra is a snitchass stool pigeon

by VNHF November 30, 2022

CAZANDER

He is a hottie and most probably homosexual, which he is praised for, he is also outstanding in bed ;D, and loves a good co-, he is also incredibly loved by his Dad, he also has very THICC thigs. He is also known as Cazi, Big Daddy, Baby girl, kinky bastard and They/them/big co-. He is very good at ABA and he loves to rape children, a popular saying by a Cazander is: ''If his age is on the clock he can take the co''-.

eyyy, Cazander, can i grab them cheeks afterwards?. Cazander: YES, right now!
Grab me by the ear and my but, Cazander! Cazander: ight im pulling up.
Hey look a playground! lets call Cazander.

by Mike Hawk Hertz December 15, 2021

colander

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.

1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.

by omi January 26, 2009

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012