Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.

Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*

by epic135 October 19, 2021

catamite

A young male kept by an older male as part of a homosexual relationship; a male concubine, prostitute, sex slave, or man-bitch. Implies that the younger male is the more submissive of the two.

Lil Wayne is Birdman's catamite, as well as that of many other men.

by nkoalahu December 14, 2010

calamity jane

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.

she totally got calamity janed the other night.

by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007

catamite

In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.

I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Calamitas

One big ass brimstone eyeball

CALAMITAS FFUUCCKKIINNGG KILLED ME AGAIN

by I hat calmitaa March 22, 2021

calamitybrit

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.

Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal

by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005