cak.

Slang for the following:
1.) A bit of poo/excrement
2.) Something deemed to be rubbish, inferior or just shit...

1.)..."Have you seen that cat, i'm sure it just had a cak in your flower bed." ..."Hey, is that cak on your shoe; smells like cak, looks like cak....must be some cak."

2.) "Hey, (whoever) you do talk such cak!!"....."Have you seen that film insert own film it was just complete cak!"

by casperohill78 January 26, 2017

Cakked

To have intercourse. usally refering to a ugly person.

damn did you hear James Cakked that nasty ho Amy

by Jesse Dossey March 17, 2008

CAK

Acronym for: Corporate Ass Kisser.

That guy at the office who will throw anyone under the bus to get ahead and gain favor in the boss's eyes.

A suck up who will do anything to please the boss.

"Ya, he's a fucking CAK. He'd do anything to climb the ladder."

by her roomate August 25, 2009

cak

Male Genitalia; a Penis; a Cock.

Pixagen sucks cak all day long

by 1337 January 18, 2003

Cak

a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.

The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.

by James Merchant July 18, 2003

Cak

1. British way of saying 'cock'.

2. An African male sex organ

Pak the ca' in the cak.

by George Cocksucker December 05, 2006

Cak

1. Cake or similar confectionery.
2. A small, plastic cactus.

"May I have a piece of cak?"

by Lord Thrusting Of Banterbury January 20, 2015