caker

someone who is always talking to either their significant other or whoever they are talking to at the moment on the phone. they always whispering and smiling when they talking to that person

he a caker, always on the phone with them girls.

by skwibelz July 19, 2006

caker

a guy who incessantly cheeses on girls, showering them with attention, compliments and, in extreme cases, gifts. Most cakers are guys who could not hook up without engaging in said activities, and even then it's somewhat of a struggle.

Additionally, cakers tend not to be particularly discriminatory in the looks department (i.e., their caking is not exclusive to attractive females).

Also note that many cakers believe that they are studs, but they're really just every girl's platonic friend because he kisses their asses.

"Damn, did you see Nick at that party tonight? He told like every girl there she was pretty. What a caker!"

by MSR27 April 14, 2006

Caker

A person who does not wipe their rectum with extremities such as toilet paper or hands after excreting stool. The term comes from the build-up of feces in and around the rectum, resulting in a "cake-like" texture.

"I don't wipe my ass after I shit."
"Oh, fellow caker!"

by ariesmod January 20, 2018

caker

Some one who fakes being country. Is from a democratic state and claims that growing up 15 minutes away from a city is "the country life" will intentionally change words like "creek" to "crick" to sound more country.

Nathan: I'm from Washington state, I'm a country redneck

Billy: No you aren't, you're a caker!

by The Brown man March 29, 2017

caker

A person (usually female) who puts so much make-up on, that it looks like there are layers of make-up on her face. So much that you don't even know what she looks like because it looks like her face is buried under a triple-layered vanilla cake.

Damn, that girl is a fucking caker.

by Rikcasqwe July 11, 2007

caker

a person who try to spend money or shower a person with gifts in hopes of getting them to sleep with them

that caker only gets women cause of how much dough he tosses arround

by ThaProphet April 24, 2006

Caker

The wee ones version of a kegger, with cake subbed for keg.

Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.

by Jibba22 August 17, 2008