cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc

The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.

by Charkhian March 13, 2020

cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.

1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.

by WolfDragon November 7, 2007

cagot

Cyclone lovin fagot.

that guys wearing a cyclone t shirt he's a cagot!!

by muchsmiles November 28, 2007

Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon

Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...

by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009

cagóna

Female version of calling someone shitty. If someone has the runs, you call out to them as someone who shits a lot. The original version for men is cagón. Think of calling someone diarrhea.

Oye cagóna qué haces? (Hey diarrhea, what’s happening?)

by alaïa.cee October 28, 2020

Capontes

Capontes is a peace and love person, just chilling and smoking a pot of weed

Capontes is a rasta man

by Jelson’s November 21, 2021

Cagent(last emotion from blue channel)

When you're so utterly lost in your mind you can't escape

I can't see, I can only think, I'm feeling so cagent(last emotion from blue channel).

by Phg2o7 November 3, 2022