Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

Cactusing

When you shove a cactus up your ass

My favorite pastime is cactusing

by Cactusing April 20, 2020

Cactusness

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020