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filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.
by thomasgreen June 9, 2013
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rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.
Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.
by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011
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Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
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cabernet

A type dry red wine, or a variety of red grape.

Also is a rare name for a, usually female, person. They normally have green/hazel eyes, brown hair, and are either fairly or extremely attractive. This person can either have a dark sense of humor and/or a dirty mind, they are usually very funny and brilliant, but can be annoying at times.
1. This wine is better than I thought, it's named Cabernet, right?

2. Guy 1: "Hey, what do you think about Cabernet?"
Guy 2: "She's pretty hot, but her sense of humor is WICKED"
by That Weirrdo Over There July 26, 2016
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Liquor Cabinet

A place of worship, royalty and wealth.

Located outside of Gore Bay, ON, Canada.
Come for a couple cold ones.
Tade exclaimed "The Liquor Cabinet is better than the LC Big Dirtys"
by Cab4Lyfe May 8, 2018
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Cabrewing

The act of floating down a river in a canoe or raft while drinking alcoholic beverages. Usually done in large groups. No paddeling is involved unless absolutely necessary. As a practical joke, it is a common occurrance to flip over other canoes. Usually done in a shallow body of water where wading is possible due to frequent potty breaks.
We were all sunburned, wet, and drunk after a long day of cabrewing.
by ukwildkat April 25, 2009
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Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.
Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."
by YBB November 29, 2003
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