tweaker cables

Using a cut USB cable to vape a nicotine pod or weed cart without the battery. Usually used by kids who can't buy the battery themselves.

Jimmy was using tweaker cables because his parents don't support his vaping addiction

by boybreeder February 17, 2022

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.

I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).

by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007

Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

by LadTrain July 28, 2010

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

Acres Caelestes Reunited

A group of people who are total assholes and prevail above everyone else. They stomp over the weak and ignore cries of mercy. Thousands of people envy and wish to be like them.
They value loyalty over everything else.

Acres Caelestes is Latin for "Strong Gods"

Look at that mob of bloodthirsty people.. They're like Acres Caelestes Reunited...

Wow they're so strong! Just like Ac-R!

by xxxxxxcreation August 7, 2011

Caelestis

1) Internet created word for heavenly; of the heavens or sky; celestial; divine; godlike; godmode.

2)A godlike online gaming guild.

1) I have reached a state of caelestis.

2) That guy must be from caelestis, he is owning it up.

by zzqqxx November 6, 2009