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Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.
Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"
by Dave Esquire July 16, 2008
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Cabbagina

Adjective: A homely and unattractive adult female that has an affinity for collecting vintage Cabbage Patch Dolls and eating anything that has cabbage in it.
That Cabbagina totally cut me off almost causing me to side swipe the car in the next lane.
by Patricia Winn January 4, 2018
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Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.
Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room
by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021
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Cabbagin

Capping, but only used when cabbage is the current subject
Stop cabbagin bro
by OblivionIlIl April 15, 2022
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cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual
ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy
by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024
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