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Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021
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cabbage head

Those f'in' cabbage heads started a fight in the bar last night.
by Josephus April 19, 2007
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Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.
Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.
by spazzmonk February 9, 2009
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Cabbage Head

by King Renzo July 11, 2021
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head of cabbage

*This term is strictly used within the context of Science Olympiad, a science competition in US.

In case of the most severe scheduling conflicts at competitions, a builder would have to replace an academic backup in a one-person event to form a two-man team to represent the school. The builder, who usually has less than enough knowledge to qualify for the event, is called the head of cabbage.
-- He can't play.
-- I'll be the head of cabbage then.
by Internet101 January 12, 2006
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did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid
Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
by micheal watts January 9, 2008
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Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.
by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
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