crunchy 

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

crunchy by resa7496 November 22, 2015

crunchy 

Feeling stupid; Crunch

Don't you feel Crunchy,
or
Crunch when someone does something stupid

crunchy by Taylor August 22, 2003

crunchy 

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

crunchy by KD November 14, 2002

crunchy 

1. Absolutely super cool. "That's the crunchiest thing i've ever heard."
2. Hippie-like. "Those Birkenstocks are crunchy, man."

you are the crunchiest crunchy granolahead of all time, dude. let's go play hacky sack.

crunchy by noonoo May 13, 2005

crunchy 

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they liek include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things

hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy

crunchy by m.rees'spieces January 12, 2006

Crunchy 

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

Crunchy by Vitaminhead January 15, 2021

Crunchy 

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.

Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?

Crunchy by La Velocidad April 15, 2021