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Broadsides

A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946 publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).
Me and Will have been playing a whacking-off game called 'Broadsides'.
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
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Broadsiding

The act in which two men slide their penis' along each others shaft in a back and forth motion.

This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.
"I heard that Jim was getting dirty with another guy!"

"Really? Sex?"

"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."
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damn fine broads

exquisite looking females, also, dont see martha stewart
i say charles, that cafe was full of damn fine broads.
by Nooch December 31, 2003
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Broadsword

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.
The Broadsword! On Conquest!
by Poops McGee January 7, 2004
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Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014
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Broadstock

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.
#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.
by misohorney October 17, 2009
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Broadside

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.
Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018
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