A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946 publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
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This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.
This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.
"I heard that Jim was getting dirty with another guy!"
"Really? Sex?"
"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."
"Really? Sex?"
"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."
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by Poops McGee January 7, 2004
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*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
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by misohorney October 17, 2009
Get the Broadstock mug.Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.
Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.
Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’
Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.
Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’
Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
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