Paint By Numbers

A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.

Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers

by The professor98 June 15, 2011

The Who By Numbers

Seventh Studio Album by The Who released October 18, 1975.

The Who By Numbers:
1."Slip Kid" – 4:31
2."However Much I Booze" – 5:02
3."Squeeze Box" – 2:42
4."Dreaming From the Waist" – 4:07
5."Imagine a Man" – 4:04
6."Success Story" (Entwistle) – 3:22
7."They Are All in Love" – 3:02
8."Blue, Red and Grey" – 2:49
9."How Many Friends" – 4:06
10."In a Hand or a Face" – 3:25

by Taxman September 18, 2006

fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

by the numbers

Following an exact procedure while doing something.

Make sure everything goes by the numbers.

by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018

by the numbers

What you play on tinder, cause it works.

Guy 1: Lotta dudes are by the numbers
Guy 2: Cause it works
Guy 1: Damn right it works
Guy 1 & 2 high five

by I’ll fuck your bitch April 5, 2018

Order By Number

For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

Select * from menu
Where item like "General Tsao%"
ORDER BY NUMBER

by Easy E March 6, 2003

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003