beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously

Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.

by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

Big n' Beefy

Quite possible the greatest fast food institution in the history of the world. Located in Lawrence, MA Big n' Beefy offers everything and anything that you could ask for on a menu. Open until 2am during the week and 4am on the weekends, Big n' Beefy will not disappoint.

"Biscuits Love the Shakes" -TS, on Big n' Beefy

by Dan, Regan, Matt November 5, 2005

beefy clit

when your labia does not completely cover the clitoris. the majority of the clitoris is exposed.

guy 1: hey, have you ever met that girl tara?
guy 2: oh, you mean that girl with the beefy clit?

by cow1313 January 23, 2011

Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.

Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!

by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006

Beefy man shake

After blowing out your pals fart box,you pull out with fecal matter on your peen and proceed to masturbate furiously. Then send your cock juice skyward into your mouth an regurgitate it into your other pals mouth.

Yesterday after workout we headed back to Chads house for a good ol' beefy man shake

by XGenewilderX October 20, 2018

Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012