impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
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1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
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by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008
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The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
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You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
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by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015
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That girl looks like a guy; how is she not gay?
She's #beefandbutt.
Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt
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Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt
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