Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

Buzzer Beater by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

Buzzer Beater

When your jacking off and someone is about to come into the room, and you cum right before they enter the room.

It would’ve been awkward if I didnt pull off that buzzer beater at your house.

Buzzer Beater by Vegan4Ever March 21, 2020

Buzzer Beater

When a male obtains the contact information of a female he has never met before in less than a minute.

Abel was in the library and pulled that girls info. I thought it was over, but then he hit the buzzer beater.

Buzzer Beater by TheCity December 19, 2008

Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)

I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon

Buzzer Beater by Dr_Pig May 25, 2018

Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

Buzzer beater by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

Buzzer Beater by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

Buzzer Beater by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023