by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
Get the Jehovah's Bystander mug.noun /ˈgɑɪˌstæn·dər/
a person (typically male) who stands by and watches another/others struggling to do something and does not help or lend a hand, but does offer unsolicited advice on how it should be done or could better be accomplished
synonyms: expert bystander, know-it-all rubbernecker, mansplainer (see mansplaining)
a person (typically male) who stands by and watches another/others struggling to do something and does not help or lend a hand, but does offer unsolicited advice on how it should be done or could better be accomplished
synonyms: expert bystander, know-it-all rubbernecker, mansplainer (see mansplaining)
As they struggled to drag the heavy object across the room, a guystander came to their rescue by rolling up his sleeves and telling them how to drag it more efficiently.
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Get the Bystandard mug.There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
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-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.
-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.
-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
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