guystander 

noun /ˈgɑɪˌstæn·dər/
a person (typically male) who stands by and watches another/others struggling to do something and does not help or lend a hand, but does offer unsolicited advice on how it should be done or could better be accomplished

synonyms: expert bystander, know-it-all rubbernecker, mansplainer (see mansplaining)

As they struggled to drag the heavy object across the room, a guystander came to their rescue by rolling up his sleeves and telling them how to drag it more efficiently.

guystander by measson May 20, 2018

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Luke Guystalker 

A male or female stalker of a male. This stalking can include but is not limited to: unexpected public sightings or run-ins, stalking by electronic means, and overall obsession.

Dude 1: "Hey didn't we go to high school with that kid over there?"
Dude 2: "yeah I see him all the time, I'm starting to think he's Luke Guystalker"

Luke Guystalker by theNatureBoyWooo December 15, 2014

buystander 

Someone who approaches you from a crowd of onlookers and offers to purchase one or more of the items that you're displaying for them. This can be a very awkward experience, of course, especially if you'd never actually had any intention of selling whatever it is the person is interested in, but had merely been showing said possessions to the gathered huddle as a way of promoting a local business/service, getting a little "bragging limelight", etc.

Whenever I set up in the town square to show my musical instruments and tool-collection to the locals, I do indeed always make sure to mention right off that nothing I'm displaying there is for sale --- I'm merely trying to show everyone how well I can play music so they'll hire me to perform live entertainment for them, and how good I am at building and repairing things so that they'll know who to call for help with home-improvement projects, but it never seems to be totally effective... like as not, there's at least one pushy buystander in the ranks who tries to pressure me into parting with some of my equipment!

buystander by QuacksO November 21, 2018