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doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.
Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"
by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011
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Hickory Buttscrew

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."
I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.
by Scr1bble June 24, 2011
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buttstroke

the act of striking someone with the buttstock of a rifle, carbine, or shotgun. This is in contrast to "pistol-whip," which is the act of striking someone with a handgun, while gripping either the handgrip or the barrel/slide, but more commonly the latter.
"The brave Marine, having expended his last magazine, but lacking a bayonet, saw fit to buttstroke the charging enemy combatant."
by Jambo11 June 27, 2009
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Buttscratcher

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
by Bahmo May 28, 2019
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Butttracker

One who tracks or follows butts they like
Stop looking at that butt you butttracker!
by cakel April 16, 2015
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buttstache

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.
Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!
by Scat-lover April 25, 2004
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