buttstraw

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.

"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"

by yermum69 March 8, 2015

Bullstorming

A combination of bullshitting and brainstorming. Throwing down words/paragraphs on a page in no particular order, so you can try making sense of them later.

I've been bullstorming that thesis idea all week and I'm still getting nowhere.

by Hirsute1 February 8, 2010

buttstories

No one really knows what it is. It might just the kewlest hangout in irc. It was started out by Pendulum and Admiralscotchtape.

Join us if you have a buttstories foo!/

by buttstories November 11, 2006

buttstroke

the action of hitting someone very hard in the face, gut, genitalia or other highly sensitive area (typically gender specific) with the butt of a rifle, shotgun, pistol or other firearm with a designated "butt".

"dude, the Russians abducted me and buttstroked me for hours, it hurt like hell"

by CadKel07 May 22, 2008

buttsnorkeler

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.

Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.

by ddbq October 13, 2004

Buttsore

Used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny.

Dennis was buttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on urbandictionary.com.

by Peter Bitter June 1, 2004

buttster

A gay poser football fan who enjoys gulping semen all day.

Tommy is such a buttster

by QYS November 7, 2013