Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

busquatchy

Noun. Syn. for vagina.

Austen often claimed that Mabel's busquatchy was too dry, and that the "old rag-bag" required some lube.

by fahquah April 12, 2007

buzzsquatch

Another word for that feeling you get before you shit yourself.

I just ate a burrito and I've got buzzsquatch.

by mrmenithers July 10, 2009

Bumsquatch

A loser who's afraid to make the first move in a relationship

He wont kiss you?! Hes such a bumsquatch

by Sweddish fish and thrasher September 7, 2013

buttsnatch

a person who isn't an ass or a snatch they are the place in between.The captain of the Douche Squad. not quite an asshole, or pussy. there for you are both... a BUTTSNATCH!

Hey ted, have you seen my lighter? Ohh shit! that was yours?
yea fucking Assmaster! Assmaster? really john your being a BUTTSNATCH! fuck you too ted.

by calitree4me September 26, 2012

buttscratcher

-Was yelled a lot at Otakon 2009, got very annoying by the end of the convention, buttscratcher must die.

-"buttscratcher!!!!"
--"buttscratcher!!!!"

by keycard21218 August 4, 2009