buttsack

A word with no true definition as a noun, but is generally used as a word to throw people off when a question is asked that the person doesn't want to answer and/or might be dangerous to answer.

Woman- "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "What?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "...What were we talking about, again?"

OR

Girlfriend- "Do you love me?"
Boyfriend- "Buttsack."
Bystander- "...Did he just say 'buttsack'?!"

by 42Geek July 31, 2010

buttpants

Pants or shorts so tight they reveal the shape of the wearer's posterior in provacative detail.

When you first see Ramza in Final Fantasy Tactics, you are at once enthralled by his conspicuous buttpants.

by Stephanie M. December 14, 2003

Buttskink

A common tird in which the poo is skinny however in tact, being excreted in one piece. It reaches the highest threshold at which the tensile strength of the poo does not break. The term originated from areas where the common house skink resides.

"I did a shit today, it was a total buttskink. It must have been at least 30cm long"

by Ssike November 1, 2013

Buttshank

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.

WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.

by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006

buttwank

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt

alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank

by harrygg November 17, 2006

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

by Clara October 6, 2004