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Buttshoes

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!
by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/
You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!
by Hex68 January 15, 2014
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Buttshank

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.
WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.
by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006
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Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy
"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."
by Emevas April 7, 2005
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buttshark

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass
damn, that truax is a buttshark!
by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004
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Buttshark

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.
Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!
by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005
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buttshover

An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.

If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.

Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by yikestbh August 21, 2017
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