A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.
"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019
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by KippymcWhip April 7, 2020
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An extremely loud fart, sounding much like a trombone. By varying the tension of the anal sphincter, a skilled butthornist can change the pitch of the resulting notes over a full octave.
Billy blew the butthorn, he blew it long and loud.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.
by Rumpleforeskin22 December 4, 2013
Get the Butthorn mug.Def. 1: A device made solely from rolled up toilet paper, resembling a make-shift tampon, which is inserted between the ass cheeks -- however not necessarily plunged into the anus -- to alleviate the feeling of "wet-ass" a person (usually a male) experiences when the feeling of wetness is felt post wiping after a person takes a shit.
Def 2: Butpon refers to the user of an anal-region tampon to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of "wet-ass" experienced after taking a shit.
Def 2: Butpon refers to the user of an anal-region tampon to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of "wet-ass" experienced after taking a shit.
Example 1: My little brother came hauling ass outta the bathroom, and a rolled up piece of asswipe fell outta his pant leg, which was of course the aformentioned almighty "buttpon." I was like "what the fuck is that!?" and he then explained his feeling of "wet-ass", therefore the "buttpon" was invented.....
Example 2: "You are such a buttpon!"
Example 2: "You are such a buttpon!"
by A-Bomb and Bernadactyl w/ help of "Buttpon Boy," Andrew, A-Bomb's lil bro February 10, 2007
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More than just a mouthful and requiring a two handed approach.
Cums with a 'Special sauce' or gentleman's relish and often found between two buns.
More than just a mouthful and requiring a two handed approach.
Cums with a 'Special sauce' or gentleman's relish and often found between two buns.
Keanu bent over ready to take a hammering from Steve's buttpounder.
Steve got ready to chow down on Keanu's buttpounder with cheese.
Steve got ready to chow down on Keanu's buttpounder with cheese.
by grizzlyadams November 10, 2006
Get the buttpounder with cheese mug.1. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies that one is a talking butt, amplified by a bullhorn. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
2. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies one is the equivalent of amplified flatulence. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
2. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies one is the equivalent of amplified flatulence. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
by Gumby1.0 April 15, 2011
Get the Butthorn mug.Similar to a shoehorn but instead of being used for slipping on tight shoes, it is used to stretch tight pants over fat bodies.
Damn, Addison, did you see that chick with the cake top? (See cake-tops: exceeding "muffin-tops") She must have used a butthorn to get into those jeans
by Thom Ascott April 1, 2016
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