buttpon 

Def. 1: A device made solely from rolled up toilet paper, resembling a make-shift tampon, which is inserted between the ass cheeks -- however not necessarily plunged into the anus -- to alleviate the feeling of "wet-ass" a person (usually a male) experiences when the feeling of wetness is felt post wiping after a person takes a shit.

Def 2: Butpon refers to the user of an anal-region tampon to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of "wet-ass" experienced after taking a shit.

Example 1: My little brother came hauling ass outta the bathroom, and a rolled up piece of asswipe fell outta his pant leg, which was of course the aformentioned almighty "buttpon." I was like "what the fuck is that!?" and he then explained his feeling of "wet-ass", therefore the "buttpon" was invented.....

Example 2: "You are such a buttpon!"

buttpon by A-Bomb and Bernadactyl w/ help of "Buttpon Boy," Andrew, A-Bomb's lil bro February 10, 2007

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Goose Button 

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.

Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.

Goose Button by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018

No Chill Button 

No Chill Button is reference made to nochillbutton.com. Nochillbutton.com is a website where people are not expected to chill out but express whatever is on their minds without reservation of political correctness.

"Yo homey, I got no chill button on what you saying right there so cool out with that!" or "That meme you posted is not funny at all, I just hit the nochillbutton.com on that weak meme fam!"

No Chill Button by FuntimeFrankie January 22, 2019

Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".

Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!

Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004

youtube dislike button 

a really useful tool that youtube decided to remove because they are stupid

youtube dislike button was removed! I want to know how to draw owls but I don't know which tutorial is good!

youtube dislike button by daaaleeeed December 11, 2021