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buttpon

Def. 1: A device made solely from rolled up toilet paper, resembling a make-shift tampon, which is inserted between the ass cheeks -- however not necessarily plunged into the anus -- to alleviate the feeling of "wet-ass" a person (usually a male) experiences when the feeling of wetness is felt post wiping after a person takes a shit.

Def 2: Butpon refers to the user of an anal-region tampon to alleviate the uncomfortable feeling of "wet-ass" experienced after taking a shit.
Example 1: My little brother came hauling ass outta the bathroom, and a rolled up piece of asswipe fell outta his pant leg, which was of course the aformentioned almighty "buttpon." I was like "what the fuck is that!?" and he then explained his feeling of "wet-ass", therefore the "buttpon" was invented.....

Example 2: "You are such a buttpon!"
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lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
by picc285 September 16, 2019
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Goose Button

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018
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No Chill Button

No Chill Button is reference made to nochillbutton.com. Nochillbutton.com is a website where people are not expected to chill out but express whatever is on their minds without reservation of political correctness.
"Yo homey, I got no chill button on what you saying right there so cool out with that!" or "That meme you posted is not funny at all, I just hit the nochillbutton.com on that weak meme fam!"
by FuntimeFrankie January 22, 2019
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Mordor button

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
by pentozali October 2, 2007
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buttpoundosis

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying
That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)
by George C. March 25, 2004
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youtube dislike button

a really useful tool that youtube decided to remove because they are stupid
youtube dislike button was removed! I want to know how to draw owls but I don't know which tutorial is good!
by daaaleeeed December 11, 2021
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