BUTTHOLERY

The act of doing something buttholish or mean.

Don't pull that buttholery on me!

by KIM HENN January 26, 2011

butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 3, 2012

buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

by Clara October 6, 2004

buttpope

Owner of all the asses king of all rectums, holder of the keys to all anus.

Also see semperfi

Dude my ass hurts, I must of slept with semperfi or one of them damned buttpopes.

by Dude guy August 28, 2003

buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

Buttpuke

1. To vomit into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the ass with puke.

After jaay was done felching, he had to go in the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his ass.

by Beyond warped August 31, 2003

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019