button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

boss button

The button you have easily accessible on your computer at work that leads to an official looking spreadsheet or document. Usually kept handy in case you need to look busy when the boss suddenly pops around the corner.

The bossman almost caught me watchin' some videos on break.com but i spotted him just in time to hit the boss button! Promotion!

by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008

button accordion

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.

- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.

by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

LAN Button

A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..

"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -

by ixigia:face: December 28, 2010

second button

The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school

Can you give me the second button?

by gniagnyte November 11, 2017

Snuggle Button

A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth. <3

She is such a snuggle button!

by ILA <3 November 23, 2010

Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014