buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

buttbutt

Ones significant other; Relationship between attractive people.

Wendlle is Tave's new buttbutt.

by lil'princesa October 28, 2009

Buttnut

A person who tunes pianos

I'm looking for this piano tuner. Yeah, the buttnut.

by Dan Arawesome February 27, 2010

buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnut

similar to a fucknut, but toned down for your grandmother.

by semoore September 4, 2003

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003

buttnut

something you call your little brother regularly and is topped off when accompanied with a noogie.

see above for other examples of the term buttnut

by slightlybonkers March 6, 2008