Buttnipple

The name for a pimple on a person's butt. Making that person's butt look like a breast. Usually in the middle of the cheek. Impossible to talk about and impossible to sit on.

*John's thoughts sitting down at a restaurant during an important date*

Oh god. That is very uncomfortable. Ah. Don't make a weird face she is hot. Okay lets just hope we don't go back to her apartment. I can only imagine her face once she sees my buttnipple.

by thebrick916 August 18, 2013

buttdipz

Dipping your butt in dunkaroo cream.

Last night i ate some nice buttdipz.

by buttdipz sensei August 22, 2009

Buttwiped

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.

“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*

by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021

buttnipples

When your two butt cheeks have nipples on them.

Man, when i was doing Sara I saw she had huge buttnipples.

by HeaftyTony April 14, 2010

Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004

buttwipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Get lost, buttwipe.'

by kitznegari November 9, 2002