buttmasked

When inconvenient truths are hidden or masked out, usually in the form of engineered video glitches, some kind of signal loss, interuptions or misdirection. All usually taking place at key moments.

The video feed was BUTTMASKED but I still managed to gain most of the information.
They fact of it being BUTTMASKED just shows where the producer's allegencies lie.

by Yogi Baird July 17, 2020

Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011

buttnaked-oes

females that are wild'n out

You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.

by hipson December 29, 2007

Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.

Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!

by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011

buttcake

why did you even look this up?

You're a buttcake

by purplewarrior:) October 24, 2020

Buttmaggot

A horrible horrible insult.

Petunya! You crust licking, yellow bellied, boy stealing, wrinkle faced, BUTTMAGGOT!

by Petunya August 16, 2007

buttmallow

Marshmallows that an extremely attractive female deficates when a man hits her G- Spot during sexual intercourse; may occasionally taste like cellery.

Dude, check this shit! When I was boning your sister last night, she came so hard she totally busted a buttmallow!

by Thisus A. S. Yudonum April 22, 2009