buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002

bumfloss

A G-string. A piece of underwear that has a thin strip of fabric that hides in the crack between the buttock cheeks, rather than covering that crack like normal underwear. Named for the similarity with dental floss, that cleans the cracks between teeth.

"Look, She's wearing bumfloss. No wonder she's walking oddly"

by ClayPipe July 16, 2008

Butt floss

also called a thong or type of string stuck between your buttcheeks to impress people with your "buns."

wife: Oh honey, check out my new Butt floss i just got at victorias secret!
husband: wow it really highlights your tight buns.

by Carabella May January 27, 2009

buttboss

the boss of all butts ( i.e., butt boss)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)

CASPER: wow are you the boss of all butts? even mine
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you

by idtst April 11, 2020

butt floss

aka a g string. or a thong that either a man or woman wears. refferd to as becasue of thin flossy like thing.

She must have some serious butt floss. You cant see any panty lines.

by Manasa May 19, 2006

buttflower

Symmetrical skid mark left by a wet fart. Not to be confused with shart.

That fart left a buttflower and it wouldn't wash outta my shorts so I had to burn them.

by Dr Evil the Great April 21, 2006